Trump’s brilliant solution to cyberattacks is to send things by courier


President-elect Donald Trump speaks to members of the media at Mar-a-Lago, in Palm Beach, Fla., Wednesday, Dec. 21, 2016.
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President-elect Donald Trump has a brilliant solution to our country’s cybersecurity problems.

No, it’s not to condemn Russia for hacking the Democratic National Committee. It’s turning back the clock to a simpler time, before these newfangled computers messed everything up.

Speaking to reporters on Saturday while in Florida to celebrate New Year’s Eve, the president-elect, per the press pool report, said:

“It’s very important, if you have something really important, write it out and have it delivered by courier, the old fashioned way because I’ll tell you what, no computer is safe. I don’t care what they say, no computer is safe. I have a boy who’s ten years old, he can do anything with a computer. You want something to really go without detection, write it out and have it sent by courier.”

Perhaps next time there is a national emergency, Trump can summon his advisers via raven? As long as no Lannisters shoot them down, they should be hack-proof.

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Read more: http://mashable.com/2016/12/31/trump-cybersecurity-courier/